Me: John Locke died?!?! What is happening?
Me: Omg and now Charlie is gonna die. This is just the worst. Literal tears.
Me: Wait a minute.
Me: I really hope you’re entertained by my play by play. This is an emotional roller coaster.
Me: LOCKE ISN’T DEAD WAT A TWIST. Leo and I are watching together now.
Me: Now sayid, Bernard, and Jin are dead. This is the worst. Please wake up and tell me to o to sleep. I should really go to sleep.
Me: Wait a second they aren’t really dead. Everything is shocking at 4 am. They won’t let poor hurley join in all their reindeer games.
Cole: -asleep forever-









